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2 days ago // 244,388 notes

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

2 days ago // 208,894 notes

marniethedog:

It’s not too early for tacos because the taco I’m getting is a breakfast taco (at La Esquina)

3 days ago // 196,697 notes

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

3 days ago // 184,061 notes

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan)

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

4 days ago // 357,921 notes