what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

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You are

Literally a psychopath who can’t handle things that don’t go your way like are you kidding me I don’t want to be in a relationship with you so that’s me being overdramatic? Please stop relentlessly texting me at almost 4 in the morning like you need to step down holy shit

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why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig


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Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

There’s an extremely cute boy asleep in my bed because we were having a YouTube video and Silicon Valley marathon WHAT DO I DO

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OMG so my choir audition for NYU went perfectly today I’m crying like what even how even wow

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