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comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

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It’s not too early for tacos because the taco I’m getting is a breakfast taco (at La Esquina)

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"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

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one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan)

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i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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